Sunday, 28 April 2013

Alibaba helped me to regain my confidence - AY

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From Tani bobo yii to Bobo yen da? Richard Ayodeji Makun, a.k.a AY, has risen from being Alibaba’s Personal Assistant to one of the most sought-after comedians in Nigeria. Ask the Delta State University Theatre Arts graduate what makes him thick, he will tell you that it’s God. He spoke with TADE MAKINDE on some issues. Excerpts:
Suddenly the comedy industry has become huge. Did you see this coming when you started out as a comedian?
Every human being has the ability to dream and as for me, when it happened, it was more than a dream.

Why is that so?
Because I wanted so much to be like Alibaba, and to also be a stand-up comedian. It was a dream and seeing the dream come through. To answer your first question; you can go over board and begin to believe that you have always seen it. As a matter of fact, brag that the talent has been there, but I won’t say that. I can only say that everything that has happened to me as a stand-up comedian is something that has come with grace and favour of God. Seeing myself where I am today always elicits appreciation to God and by extension, to the industry. And for believing in the industry since 2006.  

You seem to be different from others as regards your style of comedy. How have you done this?
There is what you call brand identification. When you are trying to go into something, you come out with your style. People will identify, recognise and accept you with your own style. For me, I would say what has given birth to the AY brand is that AY has created his style, AY understands his market and AY is doing his own thing to the level at which it has gained appreciation that has come with the brand today.

What is it about the AY style that has made it different from others?
I honestly can’t tell you what makes my style different from others, but I know that I created the AY brand and I decided to go in line of my own job as a comedian the way I understood it best. On how I understand it best? The truth is that I am not an advocate of dirty jokes. I try as much as  possible to avoid any form of dirty jokes. There is no hidden fact that every dirty joke is funny, no matter how you put it. But I try to take myself away from it. For me, that is a form of branding. I am very conscious of every joke I do, as well as identify this brand as a clean brand; as a brand that cuts across ages and creed. That is a definition of my own comedy. I have built my brand to the point that you can pick something out of it.  It is me doing my thing and people accepting it that way and that defines the AY brand.

When did you make up your mind that you wanted to be a comedian?
Sometime in 2005. Then I was the Personal Assistant to the king of comedy, Alibaba.

How was it working with him?
Working with him gave me a sudden recognition of the fact that I graduated as a Theatre Arts student from the Delta State University, Abraka. What we do in Theatre Arts is make believe; create a larger than life attitude. So, it was a plus working with somebody who is in the make-believe business. I saw myself as someone that could put something on the paper and call it a script and stand as an actor who could grab a microphone and get on stage to interprete that which I had put down. This made me walk up to my boss one day that I wanted to be part of this industry.

What was his reaction?
As a matter of fact, he encouraged me and even gave me a platform by allowing me to open shows for him. By doing this, people started to accept me and not quite long, I started comedy professionally.

You were his PA, did you see opening shows for him as a special avenue for you to break into the industry?
The truth is that when you serve with any master, you learn a lot from such master and when you create your own style, it is very possible that there are some other unique things you gain as a result of your master’s additional inspiration. I give credit to God for using him to create that opening for me. As a matter of fact, a good percentage of what I do can be traced to Alibaba. Back then when I started, people would see me and say they have seen Alibaba in this guy because of the style, carriage, level of education and knowledge that they acquired from my materials. When you graduate from the Alibaba school of comedy, you are given the liberty to explore the outside world and create some other things that will redefine or further define your brand.

Some 15 years ago, comedy was not much a leisure avenue for Nigerians. Why do you think Nigerians have now accepted, and pay a lot of money to watch comedy shows?
There were quite a lot of people in the business even before we came on board. That is why you see everybody, even till date, giving kudos to Alibaba, because he reshaped comedy in Nigeria. He took it upon himself to repackage the industry and made comedy a serious business. Today, every professional comedian has his package and the truth is that a lot of people have come to understand that laughter is, indeed, the best medicine. There are lots of events that are usually very dry without a stand-up comedian. There are some, for some reasons, who just want to give that job to an English-speaking staff in a company, but at the end of the day, after doing their review, they see how dry the event has been and eventually see why they need to call on a stand-up comedian. Right now, it is a big business and a lot of people, as soon as they go into planning their events, incorporate comedians into it. That puts food on the table of comedians who are doing good at what they do.

You have been talking about Alibaba and other comedians, but when he was there, it was like he was the only one, so he had the opportunities. Then you guys came on board. The opportunities were also there because you were not that many. Do you think the opportunities are still there for up-and-coming comedians to have their way now that there are more seeking that big break?
Of course what makes an industry to be known as industry is the inflow of talents that come in. The opportunities are always there for anyone who wants to excel in this profession. I always tell people that the sky is wide enough for everyone to fly without infringement.  It is for people to up their games and know how to get it right because once you are in demand, it means that you are getting something about comedy right. As a matter of fact, the opportunities are as clear that if you use Lagos as an example, on a good Saturday you could have up to 200 weddings in Lagos alone. In fact, the truth is that the comedians we even have now are not enough to cover all the venues at ones. Alibaba is running a marriage, Basketmouth is running a corporate show and a few other comedians are also anchoring as well. You need to create that opportunity for others to come in so that it can go round so that it will only be a matter of choice on who you want to make your master of ceremony.

Is it true that you are from Ondo State?
Yes. I am from Ifon in Ose local government area of Ondo State.

You don’t look it. Also, you don’t have the accent
Yes. Maybe because I was born, and grew up in Delta State. I am more accepted as a Deltan because throughout my growing up, even to my university days, the state government was paying my bursary and when I came up with my show, the state government recognised me as their son who is doing them proud. What Ondo State could not do, Delta State did. They sponsored AY live show. I am proud to be a Deltan. I am like the Obama of Delta State. I can even go there to contest for a political office.

Well, the present Ondo State government has taken steps to focus more on the youth. Moreover, you have anchored one or two shows for the Mimiko-led government. It shows you are also a beneficiary of this administration.

The truth is that I am not among the youth who sit back and wait for what Nigeria, or their state government, can do for them. I am very sure that the state government has already recognised this is one man who strives to succeed by himself with God helping him. If they wish to incorporate me in whatever they are doing, I will appreciate the fact that it is going to come on merit and professionalism. That is one of the main reasons I don’t lobby or run helter-skelter in state houses to get shows. I am pleased with those that recognise me for who I am. I will definitely honour a call from Ondo State. If you said you saw me in one or two events in Ondo State, it wasn’t as a result of the money they offered me. It was more like I had to honour the call of my people for once. As a matter of fact, this job does not limit me to say it has to be your people that I must work for. I am friends with some governors in other states who recognise my talent and incorporate me into their activities in their states either to be part of their planning committees, or to participate as a comedian, which I do always. I am always proud to say I am a Nigerian.

What will you do when Ondo and Delta States call at the same time?
(Laughs…) They must definitely come with a date and that will justify or settle that situation.

What if it’s a call for an appointment, which will you opt for?
I am commissioned to take that decision outside this interview (Laughs….)

From your experience so far, what will be your advice for anyone struggling to make it in the comedy industry?
First, you need to have a talent. But having a talent is barely 30 per cent of what compels you to be a brand. You need to do something unique that is different from what people see regularly; that way you will gain what I call instant recognition and acceptance. Gone are the days we have comedians that don’t do well. For you to remain in the business of comedy now you need to be intact and be learned. It is not a job for dropouts like some people used to be because you are creating something that people can relate with and I don’t think one will last if foolishness or trash is coming out of you. You have to be endowed with the spirit of professionalism which has to do with packaging. It goes beyond being funny. When you’ve got the brand, they don’t need to think twice before they beckon on you for an event because they know what they’re going for. Basically, as an up-and-coming comedian, you need to have all of these, but it is good to create that fundamental approach and be funny, but gradually move to the next level and know the sense of packaging and everything that follows that will definitely make you to become a brand.

Have you ever had it raw with unimpressed fans?
Yes. It was more like being yanked off, not booed. I went to Lagbaja, that was Motherland, sometime when I started in 2006. Then, I had already won an award as the best up-and-coming comedian for the year. Remember I told I started comedy in 2005 and I was bestowed an award in 2006. The introduction by the MC of the occasion at Lagbaja’s event place was so thick and there were lots of screaming. Apparently, they were expecting that recognition to go with a super brand and a beefy fellow. The first thing I heard immediately I stepped on stage was “tani bobo yi”? I didn’t immediately get the message and as a Warri boy, I told them to relax. I hailed them and said ‘how una dey’? Since then, and till now, I have had the phobia for the slang ‘how una dey’ because that was the only thing I said and I was not allowed to say any word further, nor crack any joke. I stylishly dropped the microphone and left the stage. Because of that singular action, I have always been conscious of that slang and it has been my habit to quickly step on stage whenever I discover any MC is trying to introduce me to big crowd. But that ugly incident was corrected when Abibaba later noticed that I was not myself after I returned home that day. I recounted what happened and he insisted that it must be corrected. We went there again the following month because it was a monthly show and after Alibaba performed, he gave me five minutes to convince the same crowd that had booed me the previous month. Before they knew it, they were thrilled and the crowd went wild and I told myself I had come to stay in the industry.

What was growing up like in Delta?
It was sweet. Growing up there affected my comic talent. You cannot grow up in that part and don’t have a sense of humour. Both old and young in the city are funny. I would say it is a comic city. The way you can trace Reggae music to Jamaicans and long distance race to Kenyans is the same way comedy is to the Deltans. As a comedian, you just need to visit Delta and hear a line that will bust your ribs and you come back here upgraded and begin to make money.

Have you ever used other comedian’s jokes before?
Yes. I have used Alibaba’s jokes before when I started, but then I don’t do other peoples’ jokes at public events. Except at private events. Sometimes when you do other comedians’ jokes, you credit them, but sometimes, others don’t.  I would say 80 per cent of comedians used Alibaba’s jokes till late 2000. His jokes were trendy till comedians stopped using them in 2008.  As a successful comedian, people can’t stop picking one or two of your jokes.

How did you conceive the idea of taking shows abroad?
The UK market started when I was creating stuff online. We later found out that 100,000 people had viewed our shows on Youtube. Some even passed comments and always making requests on when to bring the show abroad. We now did a research between America and United Kingdom and we discovered that a lot of people wanted us to come to the UK. I had to partner with a promoter in the UK and together we did the first one, the second and third, and it was a bang.

As a comedian, what really makes you laugh?
My  clients. Especially  when they show me the cheque. I laugh a lot, especially when I see the colour of the cheque and know the name of you bank or receive an alert (Laughs….)

No admission for 1.2m UTME candidates —FG

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THE Federal Government has said that only 520, 000 candidates out of the 1.7 million that registered for the 2013 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) will be offered admission into tertiary institutions in the country. 
Minister of Education, Professor Ruqayyatu Ahmed Rufa’i, who made this known while addressing newsmen at the Federal Government Academy, Suleja, after monitoring the conduct of the UTME, on Saturday, said only 520,000 spaces are available in all the federal, state and private tertiary institutions in Nigeria.
According to her, the bulk of the 1.2 million candidates would have no placement because of the low carrying capacity of the institutions available, adding that she was pained that most of them who sat with all seriousness for the examination might not have access in the long run.
 “Out of the 1.7 million candidates, the space that we have in the entire nation is 520, 000. What are we going to do with the remaining 1.2 million? Assuming that only 1 million passed the exam, about 50 per cent of them will have admission and what are we going to do with the remaining number when only over 500, 000 have the provision in terms of our readiness of the carrying capacity?
“We will not expand our carrying capacity simply to accommodate these students without the commensurate expansion of our facilities. So our facilities as of today are basically for 520, 000 students. That is why we are calling for this improvement in access.
“We are calling for PPP (Public Private Partnership), individuals, corporate bodies and organisations that can come out and have private institutions—universities, polytechnics and colleges of education.
“What are we going to do with the large number of students out there? We have seen them sit for that examination with all seriousness but I feel the pain that most of them cannot have access in the long run,” the minister said.
Exam impersonator nabbed in Abuja
Meanwhile, a fake candidate for the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination was arrested in Abuja. The suspect, who simply gave his name as Isaac, was found to have impersonated a candidate in Enugu.
Trouble started when it was discovered that his e-slip indicated an examination centre in Enugu.
He was, therefore, subjected to biometric verification at the Chams City examination Centre in Abuja where he appeared to sit for the Dual Based Test.
However, the Registrar and Chief Executive of JAMB, Professor ‘Dibu Ojerinde, told journalists that the fake candidate came to impersonate another candidate from Enugu State. He said the suspect would be handed over to the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC) who would in turn hand him over to the police for prosecution. 
 “We went to the internet and discovered that the owner of that paper is from Enugu. He came to impersonate. Unfortunately, we were able to catch him. I took him to biometric and told him to thumbprint and the biometric told us that there was no record of his registration.
“I tried it myself and there was no record of my registration. Therefore, he will be handed over to the Civil Defence who will in turn hand him over to the law enforcement agents.
“He registered for Centre 021 and he came to Centre 022 and 023. Chams City is Centre 021 and 023. He was handed over an answer sheet of 022 01. In fact, the registration number on the answer sheet is different from the one on the slip. His slip ended with E, the real answer sheet ended with FH.  Later on, when I was taking him out, he said his father did it for him,” Ojerinde said.
However, some parents who spoke with Sunday Tribune described this year’s biometric fingerprint as an improved version.
At Chams City, an ICT Centre in Abuja, 360 candidates sat for the Dual Based Test. However, some candidates who chose Computer Based Test but out of inadequate information reported at Chams City for the examination yesterday, were sent back to re-print their e-slip in order to have their accurate date of the CBT  fixed by JAMB from 18th May to June 1st.
Chams City is one of the designated centres in Abuja for the CBT.
Professor Ruqayyatu Ahmed Rufa’i, who monitored the exercise in Abuja, described the transition to e-testing as an advancement of education in Nigeria.
The Minister was also at the Federal Government Academy Suleja, Niger State, where the traditional Paper Pencil Test took place.
At Bishop James Yisa Memorial School, Suleja, a total of 530 candidates who sat the examination were screened biometrically.
The Biometric operator, Mr. Lukeman Adegoke, said the centre had no problem with the biometric verification as the exercise was hitch-free. He, however, disclosed that 10 candidates did not show up for the examination.
FG denies plans to scrap UTME, NECO
Meanwhile, the Federal Government has also denied plans to scrap the UTME and National Examination Council.
The Minister of Education stated this while responding to a question on if the 2013 UTME would be the last one to be conducted by JAMB.
 “On this UTME and NECO, this has become a controversial issue. That Federal Government has a White Paper on this.  Mr. President has not taken any decision on it and I told you clearly when I addressed the press at the Villa that I’m not aware that NECO and UTME will be scrapped. The government has not really taken decision on that,” she said.
Meanwhile, the Oyo State Police Command, at the time of filing this report, stated that no irregularity was reported during the conduct of the examination in Oyo State.

JAMB Registrar escapes assassination

The Registrar of Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, Prof. Dibu Ojerinde escaped assassination by whiskers when hired assassins went after him.

The incident happened on Monday night when the intruders scaled through the fence of the house, entered through the back door and gained entrance into the house while the security men attached to the compound did not notice as they were stationed at the gate of the house.
The security personnel which include two regular armed police men and other private security guards at the gate did not take notice of the incident throughout the period the operations lasted.
Confirming the incident, the Registrar said according to the story narrated to him by the children and relations who are staying with him, they were terrorized during the operation as the assassins were continuously asking and looking for their father, the Registrar. The children told the assassins that he has travelled for official assignments but the men were not convinced.
“They instructed one of the children to lead them into the Registrar’s living and study rooms which they searched thoroughly but could not find Prof. Dibu as he went on official assignments”
At that point, the assassins decided to look for him through the ceiling of the house moving from one ceiling to the other as they locked up the occupants in one of the living rooms thinking the Registrar was hiding up in the ceiling.
They searched and scattered every hiding places the assassins suspected the Registrar may be hiding. It was after their target could not be found that they left the house.
According to Prof. Dibu, “nothing was taken out of the expansive residence despite the thorough searching conducted on the compound”

Thursday, 25 April 2013

LUTH DOCTOR MURDER FESTAC BOMB BLAST VICTIM

PHOTOS: Bomb Blast Under Amuwo-Odofin/Festac Bridge, One Confirmed Dead, One Injured (Warning: Graphic Images)
On the 23/04/13 inspector sunday akinmuyipitan was reported dead at the Lagos University Teaching Hospital (LUTH) after been operated on three times on mere broken leg, he was neglected by the Nigerian Police Force, NPF and  was use as lab rat by the medical student at luth.

the inspector who was a victim at the festac bomb blast in lagos pass on due to negligence and  been operated on the 3rd time on broken leg, report state that he has been recovering fast till the doctor in care of him decide to use him as a lab rat  to the student doctors, the operation failed and he was unable to urinate anymore and he  lost lots of blood so the victim pass on.
 
we pray the good lord grants his family the grace to bare this loss.