From Tani bobo yii to Bobo yen da? Richard Ayodeji Makun, a.k.a
AY, has risen from being Alibaba’s Personal Assistant to one of the
most sought-after comedians in Nigeria. Ask the Delta State University
Theatre Arts graduate what makes him thick, he will tell you that it’s
God. He spoke with TADE MAKINDE on some issues. Excerpts:
Suddenly the comedy industry has become huge. Did you see this coming when you started out as a comedian?
Every human being has the ability to dream and as for me, when it happened, it was more than a dream.
Why is that so?
Because
I wanted so much to be like Alibaba, and to also be a stand-up
comedian. It was a dream and seeing the dream come through. To answer
your first question; you can go over board and begin to believe that you
have always seen it. As a matter of fact, brag that the talent has been
there, but I won’t say that. I can only say that everything that has
happened to me as a stand-up comedian is something that has come with
grace and favour of God. Seeing myself where I am today always elicits
appreciation to God and by extension, to the industry. And for believing
in the industry since 2006.
You seem to be different from others as regards your style of comedy. How have you done this?
There
is what you call brand identification. When you are trying to go into
something, you come out with your style. People will identify, recognise
and accept you with your own style. For me, I would say what has given
birth to the AY brand is that AY has created his style, AY understands
his market and AY is doing his own thing to the level at which it has
gained appreciation that has come with the brand today.
What is it about the AY style that has made it different from others?
I
honestly can’t tell you what makes my style different from others, but I
know that I created the AY brand and I decided to go in line of my own
job as a comedian the way I understood it best. On how I understand it
best? The truth is that I am not an advocate of dirty jokes. I try as
much as possible to avoid any form of dirty jokes. There is no hidden
fact that every dirty joke is funny, no matter how you put it. But I try
to take myself away from it. For me, that is a form of branding. I am
very conscious of every joke I do, as well as identify this brand as a
clean brand; as a brand that cuts across ages and creed. That is a
definition of my own comedy. I have built my brand to the point that you
can pick something out of it. It is me doing my thing and people
accepting it that way and that defines the AY brand.
When did you make up your mind that you wanted to be a comedian?
Sometime in 2005. Then I was the Personal Assistant to the king of comedy, Alibaba.
How was it working with him?
Working
with him gave me a sudden recognition of the fact that I graduated as a
Theatre Arts student from the Delta State University, Abraka. What we
do in Theatre Arts is make believe; create a larger than life attitude.
So, it was a plus working with somebody who is in the make-believe
business. I saw myself as someone that could put something on the paper
and call it a script and stand as an actor who could grab a microphone
and get on stage to interprete that which I had put down. This made me
walk up to my boss one day that I wanted to be part of this industry.
What was his reaction?
As
a matter of fact, he encouraged me and even gave me a platform by
allowing me to open shows for him. By doing this, people started to
accept me and not quite long, I started comedy professionally.
You were his PA, did you see opening shows for him as a special avenue for you to break into the industry?
The
truth is that when you serve with any master, you learn a lot from such
master and when you create your own style, it is very possible that
there are some other unique things you gain as a result of your master’s
additional inspiration. I give credit to God for using him to create
that opening for me. As a matter of fact, a good percentage of what I do
can be traced to Alibaba. Back then when I started, people would see me
and say they have seen Alibaba in this guy because of the style,
carriage, level of education and knowledge that they acquired from my
materials. When you graduate from the Alibaba school of comedy, you are
given the liberty to explore the outside world and create some other
things that will redefine or further define your brand.
Some
15 years ago, comedy was not much a leisure avenue for Nigerians. Why
do you think Nigerians have now accepted, and pay a lot of money to
watch comedy shows?
There were quite a lot of people in the
business even before we came on board. That is why you see everybody,
even till date, giving kudos to Alibaba, because he reshaped comedy in
Nigeria. He took it upon himself to repackage the industry and made
comedy a serious business. Today, every professional comedian has his
package and the truth is that a lot of people have come to understand
that laughter is, indeed, the best medicine. There are lots of events
that are usually very dry without a stand-up comedian. There are some,
for some reasons, who just want to give that job to an English-speaking
staff in a company, but at the end of the day, after doing their review,
they see how dry the event has been and eventually see why they need to
call on a stand-up comedian. Right now, it is a big business and a lot
of people, as soon as they go into planning their events, incorporate
comedians into it. That puts food on the table of comedians who are
doing good at what they do.
You have been talking about
Alibaba and other comedians, but when he was there, it was like he was
the only one, so he had the opportunities. Then you guys came on board.
The opportunities were also there because you were not that many. Do you
think the opportunities are still there for up-and-coming comedians to
have their way now that there are more seeking that big break?
Of
course what makes an industry to be known as industry is the inflow of
talents that come in. The opportunities are always there for anyone who
wants to excel in this profession. I always tell people that the sky is
wide enough for everyone to fly without infringement. It is for people
to up their games and know how to get it right because once you are in
demand, it means that you are getting something about comedy right. As a
matter of fact, the opportunities are as clear that if you use Lagos as
an example, on a good Saturday you could have up to 200 weddings in
Lagos alone. In fact, the truth is that the comedians we even have now
are not enough to cover all the venues at ones. Alibaba is running a
marriage, Basketmouth is running a corporate show and a few other
comedians are also anchoring as well. You need to create that
opportunity for others to come in so that it can go round so that it
will only be a matter of choice on who you want to make your master of
ceremony.
Is it true that you are from Ondo State?
Yes. I am from Ifon in Ose local government area of Ondo State.
You don’t look it. Also, you don’t have the accent
Yes.
Maybe because I was born, and grew up in Delta State. I am more
accepted as a Deltan because throughout my growing up, even to my
university days, the state government was paying my bursary and when I
came up with my show, the state government recognised me as their son
who is doing them proud. What Ondo State could not do, Delta State did.
They sponsored AY live show. I am proud to be a Deltan. I am like the
Obama of Delta State. I can even go there to contest for a political
office.
Well, the present Ondo State government has taken steps
to focus more on the youth. Moreover, you have anchored one or two shows
for the Mimiko-led government. It shows you are also a beneficiary of
this administration.
The truth is that I am not among the youth
who sit back and wait for what Nigeria, or their state government, can
do for them. I am very sure that the state government has already
recognised this is one man who strives to succeed by himself with God
helping him. If they wish to incorporate me in whatever they are doing, I
will appreciate the fact that it is going to come on merit and
professionalism. That is one of the main reasons I don’t lobby or run
helter-skelter in state houses to get shows. I am pleased with those
that recognise me for who I am. I will definitely honour a call from
Ondo State. If you said you saw me in one or two events in Ondo State,
it wasn’t as a result of the money they offered me. It was more like I
had to honour the call of my people for once. As a matter of fact, this
job does not limit me to say it has to be your people that I must work
for. I am friends with some governors in other states who recognise my
talent and incorporate me into their activities in their states either
to be part of their planning committees, or to participate as a
comedian, which I do always. I am always proud to say I am a Nigerian.
What will you do when Ondo and Delta States call at the same time?
(Laughs…) They must definitely come with a date and that will justify or settle that situation.
What if it’s a call for an appointment, which will you opt for?
I am commissioned to take that decision outside this interview (Laughs….)
From your experience so far, what will be your advice for anyone struggling to make it in the comedy industry?
First,
you need to have a talent. But having a talent is barely 30 per cent of
what compels you to be a brand. You need to do something unique that is
different from what people see regularly; that way you will gain what I
call instant recognition and acceptance. Gone are the days we have
comedians that don’t do well. For you to remain in the business of
comedy now you need to be intact and be learned. It is not a job for
dropouts like some people used to be because you are creating something
that people can relate with and I don’t think one will last if
foolishness or trash is coming out of you. You have to be endowed with
the spirit of professionalism which has to do with packaging. It goes
beyond being funny. When you’ve got the brand, they don’t need to think
twice before they beckon on you for an event because they know what
they’re going for. Basically, as an up-and-coming comedian, you need to
have all of these, but it is good to create that fundamental approach
and be funny, but gradually move to the next level and know the sense of
packaging and everything that follows that will definitely make you to
become a brand.
Have you ever had it raw with unimpressed fans?
Yes.
It was more like being yanked off, not booed. I went to Lagbaja, that
was Motherland, sometime when I started in 2006. Then, I had already won
an award as the best up-and-coming comedian for the year. Remember I
told I started comedy in 2005 and I was bestowed an award in 2006. The
introduction by the MC of the occasion at Lagbaja’s event place was so
thick and there were lots of screaming. Apparently, they were expecting
that recognition to go with a super brand and a beefy fellow. The first
thing I heard immediately I stepped on stage was “tani bobo yi”? I
didn’t immediately get the message and as a Warri boy, I told them to
relax. I hailed them and said ‘how una dey’? Since then, and till now, I
have had the phobia for the slang ‘how una dey’ because that was the
only thing I said and I was not allowed to say any word further, nor
crack any joke. I stylishly dropped the microphone and left the stage.
Because of that singular action, I have always been conscious of that
slang and it has been my habit to quickly step on stage whenever I
discover any MC is trying to introduce me to big crowd. But that ugly
incident was corrected when Abibaba later noticed that I was not myself
after I returned home that day. I recounted what happened and he
insisted that it must be corrected. We went there again the following
month because it was a monthly show and after Alibaba performed, he gave
me five minutes to convince the same crowd that had booed me the
previous month. Before they knew it, they were thrilled and the crowd
went wild and I told myself I had come to stay in the industry.
What was growing up like in Delta?
It
was sweet. Growing up there affected my comic talent. You cannot grow
up in that part and don’t have a sense of humour. Both old and young in
the city are funny. I would say it is a comic city. The way you can
trace Reggae music to Jamaicans and long distance race to Kenyans is the
same way comedy is to the Deltans. As a comedian, you just need to
visit Delta and hear a line that will bust your ribs and you come back
here upgraded and begin to make money.
Have you ever used other comedian’s jokes before?
Yes.
I have used Alibaba’s jokes before when I started, but then I don’t do
other peoples’ jokes at public events. Except at private events.
Sometimes when you do other comedians’ jokes, you credit them, but
sometimes, others don’t. I would say 80 per cent of comedians used
Alibaba’s jokes till late 2000. His jokes were trendy till comedians
stopped using them in 2008. As a successful comedian, people can’t stop
picking one or two of your jokes.
How did you conceive the idea of taking shows abroad?
The
UK market started when I was creating stuff online. We later found out
that 100,000 people had viewed our shows on Youtube. Some even passed
comments and always making requests on when to bring the show abroad. We
now did a research between America and United Kingdom and we discovered
that a lot of people wanted us to come to the UK. I had to partner with
a promoter in the UK and together we did the first one, the second and
third, and it was a bang.
As a comedian, what really makes you laugh?
My
clients. Especially when they show me the cheque. I laugh a lot,
especially when I see the colour of the cheque and know the name of you
bank or receive an alert (Laughs….)
Sunday, 28 April 2013
No admission for 1.2m UTME candidates —FG
Minister of Education, Professor Ruqayyatu Ahmed Rufa’i, who made this known while addressing newsmen at the Federal Government Academy, Suleja, after monitoring the conduct of the UTME, on Saturday, said only 520,000 spaces are available in all the federal, state and private tertiary institutions in Nigeria.
According to her, the bulk of the 1.2 million candidates would have no placement because of the low carrying capacity of the institutions available, adding that she was pained that most of them who sat with all seriousness for the examination might not have access in the long run.
“Out of the 1.7 million candidates, the space that we have in the entire nation is 520, 000. What are we going to do with the remaining 1.2 million? Assuming that only 1 million passed the exam, about 50 per cent of them will have admission and what are we going to do with the remaining number when only over 500, 000 have the provision in terms of our readiness of the carrying capacity?
“We will not expand our carrying capacity simply to accommodate these students without the commensurate expansion of our facilities. So our facilities as of today are basically for 520, 000 students. That is why we are calling for this improvement in access.
“We are calling for PPP (Public Private Partnership), individuals, corporate bodies and organisations that can come out and have private institutions—universities, polytechnics and colleges of education.
“What are we going to do with the large number of students out there? We have seen them sit for that examination with all seriousness but I feel the pain that most of them cannot have access in the long run,” the minister said.
Exam impersonator nabbed in Abuja
Meanwhile, a fake candidate for the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination was arrested in Abuja. The suspect, who simply gave his name as Isaac, was found to have impersonated a candidate in Enugu.
Trouble started when it was discovered that his e-slip indicated an examination centre in Enugu.
He was, therefore, subjected to biometric verification at the Chams City examination Centre in Abuja where he appeared to sit for the Dual Based Test.
However, the Registrar and Chief Executive of JAMB, Professor ‘Dibu Ojerinde, told journalists that the fake candidate came to impersonate another candidate from Enugu State. He said the suspect would be handed over to the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC) who would in turn hand him over to the police for prosecution.
“We went to the internet and discovered that the owner of that paper is from Enugu. He came to impersonate. Unfortunately, we were able to catch him. I took him to biometric and told him to thumbprint and the biometric told us that there was no record of his registration.
“I tried it myself and there was no record of my registration. Therefore, he will be handed over to the Civil Defence who will in turn hand him over to the law enforcement agents.
“He registered for Centre 021 and he came to Centre 022 and 023. Chams City is Centre 021 and 023. He was handed over an answer sheet of 022 01. In fact, the registration number on the answer sheet is different from the one on the slip. His slip ended with E, the real answer sheet ended with FH. Later on, when I was taking him out, he said his father did it for him,” Ojerinde said.
However, some parents who spoke with Sunday Tribune described this year’s biometric fingerprint as an improved version.
At Chams City, an ICT Centre in Abuja, 360 candidates sat for the Dual Based Test. However, some candidates who chose Computer Based Test but out of inadequate information reported at Chams City for the examination yesterday, were sent back to re-print their e-slip in order to have their accurate date of the CBT fixed by JAMB from 18th May to June 1st.
Chams City is one of the designated centres in Abuja for the CBT.
Professor Ruqayyatu Ahmed Rufa’i, who monitored the exercise in Abuja, described the transition to e-testing as an advancement of education in Nigeria.
The Minister was also at the Federal Government Academy Suleja, Niger State, where the traditional Paper Pencil Test took place.
At Bishop James Yisa Memorial School, Suleja, a total of 530 candidates who sat the examination were screened biometrically.
The Biometric operator, Mr. Lukeman Adegoke, said the centre had no problem with the biometric verification as the exercise was hitch-free. He, however, disclosed that 10 candidates did not show up for the examination.
FG denies plans to scrap UTME, NECO
Meanwhile, the Federal Government has also denied plans to scrap the UTME and National Examination Council.
The Minister of Education stated this while responding to a question on if the 2013 UTME would be the last one to be conducted by JAMB.
“On this UTME and NECO, this has become a controversial issue. That Federal Government has a White Paper on this. Mr. President has not taken any decision on it and I told you clearly when I addressed the press at the Villa that I’m not aware that NECO and UTME will be scrapped. The government has not really taken decision on that,” she said.
Meanwhile, the Oyo State Police Command, at the time of filing this report, stated that no irregularity was reported during the conduct of the examination in Oyo State.
JAMB Registrar escapes assassination
The Registrar of Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board,
JAMB, Prof. Dibu Ojerinde escaped assassination by whiskers when hired
assassins went after him.

The incident happened on Monday night when the intruders scaled through the fence of the house, entered through the back door and gained entrance into the house while the security men attached to the compound did not notice as they were stationed at the gate of the house.
The security personnel which include two regular armed police men and other private security guards at the gate did not take notice of the incident throughout the period the operations lasted.
Confirming the incident, the Registrar said according to the story narrated to him by the children and relations who are staying with him, they were terrorized during the operation as the assassins were continuously asking and looking for their father, the Registrar. The children told the assassins that he has travelled for official assignments but the men were not convinced.
“They instructed one of the children to lead them into the Registrar’s living and study rooms which they searched thoroughly but could not find Prof. Dibu as he went on official assignments”
At that point, the assassins decided to look for him through the ceiling of the house moving from one ceiling to the other as they locked up the occupants in one of the living rooms thinking the Registrar was hiding up in the ceiling.
They searched and scattered every hiding places the assassins suspected the Registrar may be hiding. It was after their target could not be found that they left the house.
According to Prof. Dibu, “nothing was taken out of the expansive residence despite the thorough searching conducted on the compound”
The incident happened on Monday night when the intruders scaled through the fence of the house, entered through the back door and gained entrance into the house while the security men attached to the compound did not notice as they were stationed at the gate of the house.
The security personnel which include two regular armed police men and other private security guards at the gate did not take notice of the incident throughout the period the operations lasted.
Confirming the incident, the Registrar said according to the story narrated to him by the children and relations who are staying with him, they were terrorized during the operation as the assassins were continuously asking and looking for their father, the Registrar. The children told the assassins that he has travelled for official assignments but the men were not convinced.
“They instructed one of the children to lead them into the Registrar’s living and study rooms which they searched thoroughly but could not find Prof. Dibu as he went on official assignments”
At that point, the assassins decided to look for him through the ceiling of the house moving from one ceiling to the other as they locked up the occupants in one of the living rooms thinking the Registrar was hiding up in the ceiling.
They searched and scattered every hiding places the assassins suspected the Registrar may be hiding. It was after their target could not be found that they left the house.
According to Prof. Dibu, “nothing was taken out of the expansive residence despite the thorough searching conducted on the compound”
Thursday, 25 April 2013
LUTH DOCTOR MURDER FESTAC BOMB BLAST VICTIM
On the 23/04/13 inspector sunday akinmuyipitan was reported dead at the Lagos University Teaching Hospital (LUTH) after been operated on three times on mere broken leg, he was neglected by the Nigerian Police Force, NPF and was use as lab rat by the medical student at luth.
the inspector who was a victim at the festac bomb blast in lagos pass on due to negligence and been operated on the 3rd time on broken leg, report state that he has been recovering fast till the doctor in care of him decide to use him as a lab rat to the student doctors, the operation failed and he was unable to urinate anymore and he lost lots of blood so the victim pass on.
we pray the good lord grants his family the grace to bare this loss.
Thursday, 28 March 2013
Nigeria - Troubled Giant
After lurching from one military coup to
another, Nigeria now has an elected leadership. But the government faces
the growing challenge of preventing Africa's most populous country from
breaking apart along ethnic and religious lines.
Thousands of people have died over the past few years in communal attacks led by the al-Qaeda ally Boko Haram. Separatist aspirations have also been growing, prompting reminders of the bitter civil war over the breakaway Biafran republic in the late 1960s.
At a glance
- Politics: People's Democratic Party (PDP) has dominated since the return to civilian rule in 1999. The al-Qaeda-aligned Boko Haram armed movement is conducting an insurrection in the mainly Muslim north
- Economy: Nigeria is Africa's leading oil producer; more than half of its people live in poverty
- International: Nigeria plays a prominent role in African affairs; has withdrawn troops from oil-rich Bakassi peninsula to settle border dispute with Cameroon
The imposition of Islamic law in several northern states has embedded divisions and caused thousands of Christians to flee.
The former British colony is one of the world's largest oil producers, but the industry has produced unwanted side effects.
The trade in stolen oil has fuelled violence and corruption in the Niger delta - the home of the industry. Few Nigerians, including those in oil-producing areas, have benefited from the oil wealth.
In 2004, Niger Delta activists demanding a greater share of oil income for locals began a campaign of violence against the oil infrastructure, threatening Nigeria's most important economic lifeline.
Nigeria is keen to attract foreign investment but is hindered in this quest by security concerns as well as by a shaky infrastructure troubled by power cuts.
Nelson Mandela admitted to hospital with lung infection
Former South African President Nelson Mandela was admitted to
hospital overnight after a recurrence of a lung infection, the South
African president's office said Thursday.
2012: Granddaughters: He's doing well
2012: Nelson Mandela back home
The Nobel laureate was admitted to hospital just before midnight Wednesday.
"Doctors are attending to
him, ensuring that he has the best possible expert medical treatment
and comfort," President Jacob Zuma's office said in a statement.
"We appeal to the people
of South Africa and the world to pray for our beloved Madiba and his
family, and to keep them in their thoughts."
Madiba refers to his affectionate clan name, which is widely used in the nation.
Zuma's office did not say what hospital he was in, but renewed calls for his privacy.
The anti-apartheid icon was hospitalized again this month, but officials said it was only for a routine checkup.
Mandela, 94, has
undergone treatment for the ailment before, including a Christmas
hospital stay last year for gallstones surgery and a lung infection. He
was also treated for an acute respiratory infection in 2011.
Considered the founding
father of South Africa's democracy, Mandela became an international
figure when he endured 27 years in prison for fighting racial
segregation.
During his imprisonment, he suffered from tuberculosis, and has battled respiratory infections over the years.
He was freed in 1990. Three years later, he and then-South African President F.W. de Klerk won the Nobel Peace Prize.
In 1994, Mandela was elected president, serving only one term as he had promised.
Despite his rare public
appearances in recent years, he retains his popularity and is considered
a hero of democracy in the nation. Last year, South Africa launched a new batch of banknotes with a picture of a smiling Mandela on the front, a testament to his iconic status in the nation.
Mandela's impact extends
far beyond South African borders. After he left office in 1999, he was
involved in mediating conflicts from Africa to the Mideast.
PHOTOS: D'banj Parties With Big Sean, Wiz Khalifa As Big Sean Celebrates 25th Birthday
American rapper Big Sean turned 25
yesterday and was treated to a surprise birthday party by friends,
family and colleagues in Beverly Hills, California.
The Entertainment master himself, D'Banj was in attendance.
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The Entertainment master himself, D'Banj was in attendance.
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Wednesday, 27 March 2013
Woman hides drug in private parts
Operatives of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) Wednesday arrested a 33 years old Senegalese woman with 680 grammes of heroin and cocaine tactically hidden in her private parts at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport (MMIA) Lagos while attempting to board an Arik Air flight to Dakar.
The suspect, Miss Kamara Oumou claimed that she smuggled the drugs for the love she had for her Nigerian boyfriend.
Miss Oumou with Senegal international passport number 400680371 was apprehended by the officials of the anti-narcotics agency during the screening of passengers at the airport.
Speaking on the arrest, NDLEA Airport Commander, Mr. Hamza Umar said that the suspect used industrial tape in sticking three parcels of cocaine weighing 515 grammes on her waist while 6 wraps of heroin weighing 165 grammes were inserted in her private parts.
Mr. Umar said “it was a carefully concealed method but not intelligent enough to escape our detection”.
He however stressed that Miss Oumou shocked her investigators when she said that she smuggled the drugs for the love she had for her Nigerian boyfriend who she simply identified as Hakeem.
According to Mr. Umar “preliminary investigation revealed that they both met in Dakar where Hakeem is believed to have lived for 11 years. Their relationship lasted only six months before Hakeem left Dakar in December 2012. Hakeem invited Kamara to Lagos from Dakar and lodged her in a hotel where they both spent a week together.
Within this period, he made necessary arrangement for Kamara to go back with the drugs”
Meanwhile, Chairman of the NDLEA Ahmadu Giade advised members of the public to be careful of the tricks employed by drug trafficking syndicates.
“It is wrong to commit a criminal act. No reason is strong enough to engage in drug trafficking. Drug barons may claim to be in love with unsuspecting couriers. They may even present themselves as philanthropists, members of the public are advised to shun drug trafficking” Giade urged. He however said that the suspect will soon be charged to court.
Narrating her ordeals, Kamara said that it was her first time of seeing drugs.
“I have a good relationship with Hakeem until my arrest. The day he brought the drugs to the hotel room was my first time ever of seeing drugs.
He called the drugs products and that his business partners are unfaithful and he wants me to take the products to Dakar because he had trust in me.
Hakeem taught me how to pack the drugs and also took care of my travel arrangements. He said that he lives in the east but he took good care of me in the hotel in Lagos. We were to travel together to Dakar but he suddenly changed the arrangement. Hakeem travelled to Dakar a day before my trip” Kamara stated.
“How can I ask my boyfriend to pay me? I smuggled the drugs for the love I have for my Nigerian boyfriend” Kamara stated.
Wizkid to return to former music label, EME
If everything goes according to plan, Wizkid will soon be returning to his former music label, EME Music Group, this is according to a reliable industry source.
The source revealed that Wizkid and EME bosses have been going back and forth for the last couple of weeks through their lawyers trying to agree on new terms of them working together again.
"Wizkid leaving EME was just his way of pushing the bosses at the label to take him seriously and increase his earning percentage.
"When he joined EME he wasn't a star but then he became a mega star and was making a lot of money for the label and they still didn't increase his earning percentage so he took a walk.
"Now they are working on a new contract that will favour Wizkid," the source said.
Reports say in the new contract being drafted, EME will not take a dime from Wizkid's international deals when they start working together again
Reptiles,weeds take over Abuja National Stadium
SENATE President David Mark Tuesday warned that if Nigeria as a
country must get it right in the area of Sports and compete favourably
with other nations of the world, there was the urgent need for the
Federal government to stop what he termed lip service to the sector and
show serious commitment.

Lamenting the deplorable condition of Sports and its facilities in the country, the Senate President who cited the Abuja National Stadium as a case study in this bad state of the sector, stressed that the edifice had been taken over by reptiles and weeds due largely to lack of attention by the government.

He equally decried the way the country’s Super Eagles was starting its 2014 World Cup qualifier, warning, “It will be a major embarrassment if Nigeria fails to qualifier for the World Cup.
Senator Mark who also accused the Federal Government of being solely responsible for Nigeria’s dwindling sports development, stressed that sports administrators were running the sector purely on what he termed their selfish desires.


The Senate President spoke yesterday during debates on a Bill for an Act to Repeal the Nigerian Football Association Act Cap. N110 Law of the Federation of Nigeria 2004 and Enact the Nigerian Football Federation Act 2013 to provide for football administration in Nigeria which was sponsored by Senate Committee Chairman on Sports and Social Development, Senator Ibrahim Gumba, PDP, Bauchi South.
He said, “Football unites Nigerians and we have to do what it takes to save football in the country. Government cannot fund football and not be involved and this is what FIFA doesn’t want so we need to strike a delicate balance”, he said, adding: “This Bill needs to be accelerated so that we can remove the gray areas. Government alone cannot run football”.
Lamenting the deplorable condition of Sports and its facilities in the country, the Senate President who cited the Abuja National Stadium as a case study in this bad state of the sector, stressed that the edifice had been taken over by reptiles and weeds due largely to lack of attention by the government.
He equally decried the way the country’s Super Eagles was starting its 2014 World Cup qualifier, warning, “It will be a major embarrassment if Nigeria fails to qualifier for the World Cup.
Senator Mark who also accused the Federal Government of being solely responsible for Nigeria’s dwindling sports development, stressed that sports administrators were running the sector purely on what he termed their selfish desires.
The Senate President spoke yesterday during debates on a Bill for an Act to Repeal the Nigerian Football Association Act Cap. N110 Law of the Federation of Nigeria 2004 and Enact the Nigerian Football Federation Act 2013 to provide for football administration in Nigeria which was sponsored by Senate Committee Chairman on Sports and Social Development, Senator Ibrahim Gumba, PDP, Bauchi South.
He said, “Football unites Nigerians and we have to do what it takes to save football in the country. Government cannot fund football and not be involved and this is what FIFA doesn’t want so we need to strike a delicate balance”, he said, adding: “This Bill needs to be accelerated so that we can remove the gray areas. Government alone cannot run football”.
Mother starving kids to death
TOKYO (AFP) – A 25-year-old mother whose two young children starved
to death surrounded by rubbish after she locked them in her apartment
has been sentenced to 30 years in jail in Japan, reports said Wednesday.
Single mother Sanae Nakamura regularly left her daughter, 3, and one-year-old son, in the apartment in western Osaka while she spent the night at her boyfriend’s house, reports said.
She had begin leaving them alone in March 2010, the Asahi Shimbun said, adding that sometime in early June that year she stopped coming home.
But when she did eventually return later that month the two tots were dead, the paper said.
Nakamura was convicted of murder by Japan’s lower courts and sentenced to 30 years at earlier hearings, which found she had known that leaving the children without sufficient food would kill them.
The country’s supreme court on Monday upheld the sentence, the Asahi and Kyodo News reported on Wednesday.
Single mother Sanae Nakamura regularly left her daughter, 3, and one-year-old son, in the apartment in western Osaka while she spent the night at her boyfriend’s house, reports said.
She had begin leaving them alone in March 2010, the Asahi Shimbun said, adding that sometime in early June that year she stopped coming home.
But when she did eventually return later that month the two tots were dead, the paper said.
Nakamura was convicted of murder by Japan’s lower courts and sentenced to 30 years at earlier hearings, which found she had known that leaving the children without sufficient food would kill them.
The country’s supreme court on Monday upheld the sentence, the Asahi and Kyodo News reported on Wednesday.
Blackface - Tuface/Annie wedding: I was not invited
Blackface has via a tweet confirmed that indeed he had not been among
the 250 guests invited for the mega wedding of the year (so far)
Tuface/Annie as he had gotten no invitation from Tuface to attend the
ceremonies in Dubai.
Blackface tweeted

Nope I dey Naija! I no dey go where I no dey invited! But I wish them all they wish themselves!
Tuface and BlackFace had been friend for years. Both met at the Institute of Management technology Enugu in 1996 shortly before Plantashun Boyz was formed with Richard Chibuzor Oj (Faze). They were cute buddies until undisclosed internal crisis forced the group to split.
Real trouble between these two however started with the noise raised over the original writer of African Queen. Tuface almost lost the shine he garnered from the success of the song after allegations of ‘unlawful usage of intellectual property’ was allegedly raised by Blackface. The matter was quickly and amicably settled but their relationship never again remained the same even after they came back briefly in 2007 to do a Plantashun Boyz re-union album titled Plan B.
Blackface has never been sighted at significant events concerning Tuface. Again probably because he has never been invited.
Tuface and Annie Idibia’s wedding held at the Sefinah Ballroom of Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai. Reception took place at an exotic Island called Royal Island Beach. Guests were conveyed in luxury boats from the wedding venue to the Island. The wedding after party took place at Nigerian owned club, Kiza Nite Club.
If you were Tuface Idibia, would you have handled this differently? Share your thoughts.
Blackface tweeted
Nope I dey Naija! I no dey go where I no dey invited! But I wish them all they wish themselves!
Tuface and BlackFace had been friend for years. Both met at the Institute of Management technology Enugu in 1996 shortly before Plantashun Boyz was formed with Richard Chibuzor Oj (Faze). They were cute buddies until undisclosed internal crisis forced the group to split.
Real trouble between these two however started with the noise raised over the original writer of African Queen. Tuface almost lost the shine he garnered from the success of the song after allegations of ‘unlawful usage of intellectual property’ was allegedly raised by Blackface. The matter was quickly and amicably settled but their relationship never again remained the same even after they came back briefly in 2007 to do a Plantashun Boyz re-union album titled Plan B.
Blackface has never been sighted at significant events concerning Tuface. Again probably because he has never been invited.
Tuface and Annie Idibia’s wedding held at the Sefinah Ballroom of Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai. Reception took place at an exotic Island called Royal Island Beach. Guests were conveyed in luxury boats from the wedding venue to the Island. The wedding after party took place at Nigerian owned club, Kiza Nite Club.
If you were Tuface Idibia, would you have handled this differently? Share your thoughts.
2Face A Wicked Man, Only God Will Judge You On What You Did To Us – Amina
“I never knew or comprehend that Mr 2face Innocent Idibia had this spirit of Wickedness in him.

We have been encouraging him even he was nothing till now that he felt that he has arrived.
2Face, We all bought every CD you has ever played, paid for all the shows your attended, devout our time to listen to all your songs, even when the songs may not meet out expectations, as an encouragement we continued to listen to them.
Yet you didn’t show us appreciation. 2Face, Let me ask you a question. How many Arabs has bought your CDs or listen to your any of your songs? Annie Macaulay’s Parents are not Arabs as to say your choose Arabland because of proximity to her Parents.
With your spirit of wickedness, you carry your wedding to Dubai so that Nigerian fans will not eat rice or cake or drink your mineral or even our local beer. You know for sure that most of your fans can’t afford the ticket to Dubai.
You denied your fans who bought and paid for your CDs and Shows the generational opportunity to see a glimpse of your wedding, because your are sure that WE fans are not important, Nigeria is not good enough to host a Celebrity Wedding.
Tomorrow your friends and colleagues in the entertainment Industry who are Naturally Copy-cats will join the trend of wasting our Foreign Exchange in countries that see Nigerians as no body.
Well, let me tell you, get ready to sell your next album in Dubai, perform all your new shows in Arab, with new found Arab fans, as For me, I will not buy or patronise your Music ever, again.
Though it is certain that you are so wicked to us, but we will only forgive you on two condition:-
1] Apologise to Nigerian for refusing to create History in Our Land.
2] You Must take up a Campaign to your copy-cat friends and Colleagues in the entertainment industry to learn how to Appreciate, patronise Nigeria and Thinking Nigeria, First.
By – Amina Umar
We have been encouraging him even he was nothing till now that he felt that he has arrived.
2Face, We all bought every CD you has ever played, paid for all the shows your attended, devout our time to listen to all your songs, even when the songs may not meet out expectations, as an encouragement we continued to listen to them.
Yet you didn’t show us appreciation. 2Face, Let me ask you a question. How many Arabs has bought your CDs or listen to your any of your songs? Annie Macaulay’s Parents are not Arabs as to say your choose Arabland because of proximity to her Parents.
With your spirit of wickedness, you carry your wedding to Dubai so that Nigerian fans will not eat rice or cake or drink your mineral or even our local beer. You know for sure that most of your fans can’t afford the ticket to Dubai.
You denied your fans who bought and paid for your CDs and Shows the generational opportunity to see a glimpse of your wedding, because your are sure that WE fans are not important, Nigeria is not good enough to host a Celebrity Wedding.
Tomorrow your friends and colleagues in the entertainment Industry who are Naturally Copy-cats will join the trend of wasting our Foreign Exchange in countries that see Nigerians as no body.
Well, let me tell you, get ready to sell your next album in Dubai, perform all your new shows in Arab, with new found Arab fans, as For me, I will not buy or patronise your Music ever, again.
Though it is certain that you are so wicked to us, but we will only forgive you on two condition:-
1] Apologise to Nigerian for refusing to create History in Our Land.
2] You Must take up a Campaign to your copy-cat friends and Colleagues in the entertainment industry to learn how to Appreciate, patronise Nigeria and Thinking Nigeria, First.
By – Amina Umar
Sunday, 24 March 2013
Kano Bomb Blast: No Helping Hand In Hell
Ahmad Abubakar Warawa, 58, a victim of the Monday blast in the
Sabongari area of Kano, hawked caps within the premises of the park
daily. “This is my second home; we are used to the people here and we
have everything to be grateful to Allah for, for the patronage we are
getting here”, he said before narrating how he survived the attack.
“A s usual, I was around on that fateful day. It was at the peak of the business that I heard a blast and the next thing was that I was surrounded by fire. I noticed that life in hell is a difficult one. Hardly could you see anyone to the rescue. I saw people who were practically in trouble, but there was no helping hand.”
Warawa, who was badly burnt, however, was full of praises to Allah for his life. “What I saw strengthened my faith in God, and my experience points to the fact that humans have an appointed time to die and you only die when your time is up”.
The cap vendor had his bowel ripped open by the blast. “You can see that I have undergone a procedure and the bowel has been neatly sealed“, he said.
“I did not believe I will live, but here I am on my sick bed with severe burns on my legs and the upper region, and my bowel ripped opened, all in the name of going out for a legitimate business to keep life going”.
He explained that doctors had assured him that all will be well.
“But my prayer is that we have paid a huge sacrifice to bring an end to
this carnage that seems to indicate no end in sight”.
Pointing at other survivors on admission at the Murtala Muhammed Hospital, Warawa stated: “Look at the victims of this blast, the impression you get is that you have people you can conveniently refer to as brothers but were lumped together by fate to pay a huge sacrifice”.
Another survivor receiving treatment in the hospital, Magawata Goje, 45, told Sunday Vanguard he didn’t know how he survived. “I was inside the Lagos bound luxury bus when the blast occurred. I was seated at the rear, and it is only Allah that understands how I survived”.
Goje explained: “I heard people saying I was dead because I was covered with blood and I could see a lot of people in comatose position and I had to raise my hand to draw the attention of the rescuers before they attended to me”.
Yet another survivor, Emmanuel Bassey, a 40-year-old tout, narrated his encounter with the suicide bomber before he struck.
Bassey, who claimed to be attached to Ezewanta Group of Motors, stated that “the guy came in a blue Golf car. He was dark in complexion and appeared to be in his mid 30s. He was calm during my brief interaction with him and did not look harmful.
“I asked him where he was going, and he replied, ‘I have not decided’. Then, some of my colleagues, (touts), in the garage were rushing towards him. Suddenly he sped off, applied the brakes close to a loaded vehicle and, within a twinkle of an eye, I had a loud bang that sent me sprawling on the ground”, Bassey explained.
He revealed that four of his colleagues running after him, believing he was a prospective passenger, and to ascertain which part of the country he was going died on the spot due to the impact of the blast.
“I saw hell and thought I was going to die before some good Samaritans brought me to the hospital for medical attention”, the survivor, who suffered second degree burns, said.
Bassey lost his skin and his stomach was ripped open by the blast but had undergone some procedure and appeared to be in a stable condition.
Bassey displayed a deep hole close to his stomach and said, “I was simply not lucky on the day of carnage but, all the same, I give glory to God that I am alive but hope government will do their best to bring the perpetrators to book”.
“A s usual, I was around on that fateful day. It was at the peak of the business that I heard a blast and the next thing was that I was surrounded by fire. I noticed that life in hell is a difficult one. Hardly could you see anyone to the rescue. I saw people who were practically in trouble, but there was no helping hand.”
Warawa, who was badly burnt, however, was full of praises to Allah for his life. “What I saw strengthened my faith in God, and my experience points to the fact that humans have an appointed time to die and you only die when your time is up”.
The cap vendor had his bowel ripped open by the blast. “You can see that I have undergone a procedure and the bowel has been neatly sealed“, he said.
“I did not believe I will live, but here I am on my sick bed with severe burns on my legs and the upper region, and my bowel ripped opened, all in the name of going out for a legitimate business to keep life going”.
KANO BOMBING—Victims of the Kano suicide bombing and some of the affected buses as smoke billowed from the bus park.
Pointing at other survivors on admission at the Murtala Muhammed Hospital, Warawa stated: “Look at the victims of this blast, the impression you get is that you have people you can conveniently refer to as brothers but were lumped together by fate to pay a huge sacrifice”.
Another survivor receiving treatment in the hospital, Magawata Goje, 45, told Sunday Vanguard he didn’t know how he survived. “I was inside the Lagos bound luxury bus when the blast occurred. I was seated at the rear, and it is only Allah that understands how I survived”.
Goje explained: “I heard people saying I was dead because I was covered with blood and I could see a lot of people in comatose position and I had to raise my hand to draw the attention of the rescuers before they attended to me”.
Yet another survivor, Emmanuel Bassey, a 40-year-old tout, narrated his encounter with the suicide bomber before he struck.
Bassey, who claimed to be attached to Ezewanta Group of Motors, stated that “the guy came in a blue Golf car. He was dark in complexion and appeared to be in his mid 30s. He was calm during my brief interaction with him and did not look harmful.
“I asked him where he was going, and he replied, ‘I have not decided’. Then, some of my colleagues, (touts), in the garage were rushing towards him. Suddenly he sped off, applied the brakes close to a loaded vehicle and, within a twinkle of an eye, I had a loud bang that sent me sprawling on the ground”, Bassey explained.
He revealed that four of his colleagues running after him, believing he was a prospective passenger, and to ascertain which part of the country he was going died on the spot due to the impact of the blast.
“I saw hell and thought I was going to die before some good Samaritans brought me to the hospital for medical attention”, the survivor, who suffered second degree burns, said.
Bassey lost his skin and his stomach was ripped open by the blast but had undergone some procedure and appeared to be in a stable condition.
Bassey displayed a deep hole close to his stomach and said, “I was simply not lucky on the day of carnage but, all the same, I give glory to God that I am alive but hope government will do their best to bring the perpetrators to book”.
“I Am Devastated” – Wole Soyinka Confirms Chinua Achebe’s Death
Wole Soyinka commented on Cool Fm, a private radio station in
Lagos on how devasted he is on the death of talented and celebrated
writer, Chinua Achebe.

According to BBC’s Fidelis Mbah of the BBC, who monitored the interview, the Nobel Laureate said: “I’m just devastated. I only heard about half an hour ago and I don’t want to say anything yet. I’m just devastated.”
Achebe, a talented and celebrated writer and author of the timeless novel, Things Fall Apart, passed on last night in a a hospital in Boston, Massachusetts.
According to BBC’s Fidelis Mbah of the BBC, who monitored the interview, the Nobel Laureate said: “I’m just devastated. I only heard about half an hour ago and I don’t want to say anything yet. I’m just devastated.”
Achebe, a talented and celebrated writer and author of the timeless novel, Things Fall Apart, passed on last night in a a hospital in Boston, Massachusetts.
Saturday, 23 March 2013
Photos: 2face & Annie Idibia Wedding Live Dubai

More photos later.

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